Note: This section will be amalgamated with the "stuff" section.

Yep, its been a long time coming, but finally your wait is over. Here are some handy quotes for those moments where u need to summarise a situation. There will be upcoming insults soon!

Macca's Muddles

Strewth!
Fair suck on the sauce bottle
Crickey!




Johnson's Jokes

busu: Mr Johnson, are u married?
Mr J : No
busu: do u hav any children?
Mr J : (pause) not that i know of.

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Mr J : lets do it! c'mon, lets do it. (pause) actually lets not, i'll be back in a minute

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Mr J : Crookes Tubes, the Paddle wheel ones, they're really orgasmical!!!

http://www.geocities.com/sumosteph/hugs.html Nessiteras rhombopteryx. The scientific name given to the Loch Ness Monster by Sir Peter Scott and Alan Wilkens. Soon after Scott and Dr. Robert Rines introduced the name in Nature magazine, Nicholas Fairbairn, a Scottish member of Parliament, figured out that the name was an anagram for "Monster Hoax by Sir Peter S." The namers were stunned by the coincidence.

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